Please don’t look at me

As you probably know, last night was Halloween. I’m not sure how I feel about it, but I know I’m happy that it only comes around once a year. (Right? I hear that dogs have no concept of time…)

On the one hand, Willow & I got to have nice walkies around the neighborhood, and we got to see a lot of our friends. And some of them gave us treats. Usually Mom & Dad don’t let us take treats from people, but Halloween must be special. Because Bill & Mike the Boston Terrier gave us nummy hypo allergenic treats and Joe & Nancy gave us Milkbones (SCORE!).

But we had to wear clothes. I don’t think I like wearing clothes. I know Mom is going to put up a picture of me here, so I’m going to make you look at Willow first.

Willow the banana-corgi

Willow the banana-corgi

Yeah, that’s right. They made Willow look like the rare banana-corgi. You don’t see too many of them, and I think there’s a reason why. They’ve been hunted until they’re extinct in the wild. Want to know what else has been embarrassed hunted out of existence? This:

Wiki the corgi-turtle

Wiki the corgi-turtle

Yup, it’s the rarest of the rare – the corgi-turtle. It only comes out once a year (I’m hoping only once in my lifetime!), and if you can spot it, there’s a good chance there’s a piece of candy in it for you.

If you could do me a favor and not look at my picture, I’d really appreciate it. Big time. Or, if you already peeked, please try to forget, or promise to keep it between just us? Thanks!

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